Category Archives: procrastination

manuscript submission

In case you’re bored, check out the McSweeney’s post on a Hardy Boys Submission. It includes great editorial comments like:

Page 60: We encourage including Nancy Drew in the adventure as it represents great cross-marketing with our other adventure series. We would think it goes without saying, however, that she would not have, nor even contemplate, surgical enhancement. Please delete all references to her “killer rack.”

(This is all ab’s fault for helping me procrastinate.)