I have no idea if this is for real, but it made me smile all the same.
(For those who need more info before clicking fun links – imagine what happens when your mom wants you to get married and you tell her you already are so that she’ll stop bugging you… and then she wants to meet your wife. The answer is obvious, right? Find a fake bride.)
I need fake bride and all pleasure is yours – m4w – 27 (palo alto)
Reply to: email@example.com
Date: 2006-03-28, 4:04PM PST
The thing is ….
I am 27 and came to US 4 years ago for my MS and then got job here and have never been back to my home country.
Now the problem is that my mom wants me to get marry and I do not want to get so early so I said her last month that I have already got married here , first she was shocked and now the problem is that she wants to meet my wife :-). I am the only son …
Now I have to get fake bride for me to present her.
Now here is the deal ….
I will get you return air ticket
I will get you two weeks 5 star hotel stay
All the gifts presented to you would be yours(I don’t care) They might be any thing from 3K-7K $ in form of cash , jewellery and clothes. (Depends on you , how good you could portray, if you are sweet then I am sure you would get more and more)
What I need from You
I am 5’8 so you must be around 5’2 to 5’6 (I dont want people back in country to laugh on me)
You must be under 27
You must be sweet, nice looking and neat
You must be respectful.
You should be able to keep secret of mine
What you have to do :
Visit me with my country for 7-14 days trip (dates are flexible, I would get your visa and would match yours date)
Do show that you are my wife. You do not have to sleep with me but in public treat me like your beloved husband.
I am very respectful and would give you all securities.
Just help me to get over this thing.
You would be getting two weeks free trip in luxury hotel , lots of gifts and my mom prayers.
My family is very welcoming, only thing is that I am the only son so they are eager to meet my wife.
If it sounds interesting then please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Please tell some thing about you, what you do , wats your education , job status , your ethnic background …