Matt wrote the most hysterical entry about Brazilian furniture store Tok&Stok’s furniture selection interface which focuses on how you can have sex on various furniture items. Not only can you choose pre-selected positions, you can create your own sexual favorite and animate it (complete with hearts).
Presumably they created their Valentines Book of Styles after receiving too much icky returned merchandise or witnessing too many unmentionable incidents on floor demos. “Try before you buy”? Not so much. “Um, yeah, Union of the Tiger isn’t compatible with these arm rests. Oh, sorry if the cushions are stuck together.” — Matt
The humor in this overrides the heteronormativity that Matt rightfully points out. (Ah, fellow Brownies…)
I’m 1. in the process of moving into a new apartment with zero furniture and 2. single at the moment, so, sadly, the first thing that sprang to mind when I saw that picture was “Gee, that’s a nice color, I wonder if it’s natural or stained.”
What’s sadder is that I get far more excited at the prospect of getting to decorate my apartment than at the idea of getting a date.
Valentines Book of Styles: a better use for furniture
There is a Brazilian furniture store called Tok & Stok that sells products with a clean and nice design. Matt Hutson points to a web interface that they developed called Valentines Book of Styles. Probably they made for our Valentine’s day (12 of June…
animated boinking on furniture
I found this pretty funny.
By zephoria on fun links (link)
Matt wrote the most hysterical…
A lot of fun sex furniture is available today. I bought a sex swing and love the variety of sex positions it offers. I also like my sex pillow and the bondage sex chair.
I just recieved a sex swing my husband bought on ebay yesterday. It was unbelievable. My sex drive had droped down to nothing. I love my husband but I never achived orgasim until last night. I told him I would use the swing, but never thought I would like using the swing.
This swing was hanging over my bed and looked so nice, It was padded and so comfy. I relaxed and BLAM-O The BIG-O HAPPEND!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you to the girls over at RockHer World Swings who make these. They really know what most women are missing. It saved my marriage. Any woman with the same problem I had should try this item. We bought ours on ebay, just do a search for sex swing or love swing or rhw swing.
I just could applause This Atracting Design ! Versy Sexy , Very Simple and Very Classic….