Loews Hotel: Become a Metro Man

You love him just the way he is… and just the way he will be after a Loews Metro Man package

Our unique Metro Man package will help any man polish his look, improve his culinary skills and refine his taste… all in the name of becoming more attractive and dashing to women. The Loews Metro Man is a 24-hour transformation featuring services to educate, pamper and makeover a man. He’ll get a two-hour tasting meal, etiquette info, wine knowledge, manicure or pedicure, haircut and shave and a consultation with a personal shopper*. The package includes all this plus accommodation for one night. For even more enhancements, there’s also the Metro Man Deluxe. It’s two nights which builds on all of the above services, and adds things like waxing, a facial, dental bleachings and more*. The Deluxe package is tailor-made for each man, and is priced accordingly.

OMG. ROFL. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Has anyone done this???

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3 thoughts on “Loews Hotel: Become a Metro Man

  1. Randay

    No, but I will start a collection for Marc Canter, hedging that I will end up sitting next to him at some conference meal in the future!

  2. Lorcan

    Just found your site via Dumb Riffs, it’s amazing. As for the Metro Man Pack..how superficial–any chance of trying to alter what lurks below the hair? maybe throw in a copy of the Vagina Monologues, The Female Eunuch or some Dworkin?.

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