Monthly Archives: August 2003

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William Blaze [27 July 203] – personal ponderings on social networks

Hipsters Are Annoying [7 August 2003] – fictional stories about Friendster

Gawker [11 August 2003] – Jayson Blair’s Friendster page

Meg [4 August 2003] – her friend’s explanation for why he quit Friendster.

Gawker [28 July 2003] – comments on a NYT article about Williamsburg chic that says “He listens to Electroclash music, has 40-plus pals on Friendster and creates art with discarded household paint under the moniker Scooter.”

Lorem Ipsum [28 July 2003] – joining because of high synchronicity, Lorem reflects on the articulated network aspects of Friendster.

ebaying folks

After two users decided to eBay their Friendster connections, i wrote them to understand their motivations. One responded with a response that still makes me smile (yes, i have a sore spot for folks who can meta into theory).

The reason the idea of selling access to your friends network was so appealing to me is that it concretizes the commodification inherent to Friendster. The two most addictive attributes of the site are the collecting of Friendsters and the ongoing process of packaging your profile. The only real shortcoming is that the ‘self’ you’re packaging on Friendster is a strictly delimited individual – but when I’m selling my network on ebay, the value is determined by my extended self, definedby its relationships and surfaces rather than content – in other words, the true me, in its full, fragmented, postmodern glory, all the more true the instant a dollar value is placed on it!

One also responded to Gawker:

if you bid and win then i will be able to hip you to the extreme levels of coolness of which you have only dreamed. i am in the center of LA HIP whirlwind nonsense. ask around, find out who i am, come to LA and meet me. believe that i know what words come from which week or month and exactly when they ended. try checking out some of the stuff that you are trying to be hipper than. acting like your over something that just started last week is a long standing tradition in LA. in fact we might say its passe’, very last year. interest is the new apathy. feel free to use anything i say to you, i’m sure its much easier to use others material than to have to say this is stupid over and over again all day long.” No, no, no, my friend (or my friendster, as it were.) New York has the ultimate advantage in acting like we’re over something that just started last week. We control the media industry. You don’t know it’s cool until we tell you it’s cool. But I do like “interest is the new apathy.

Friendster petition

Currently circulating:

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength. Fakesters Are Bad.

Below the dashed line is a petition. You know what to do. So sign it and forwardster it to your friendsters/fraudsters/fakesters/etc.

To Friendster: We the undersigned stand against the random censorship of certain creative choices made by the membership. Friendster should have an open policy which allows the internet to function unimpeded in its ability to be all things to all people. Friendster’s system is an ideal venue for creative expression on the web when not interfered with by the management’s subjective moral judgement. Strict legality should be Friendster’s only concern. Protection from costly lawsuits is obviously necessary to all of our ongoing enjoyment of Friendster. However, since the site is already closed to minors, and allows members to link only to what or whom they choose, there is no reason not to allow the pornographic and/or blasphemous to peacefully coexist with Friendster’s squeaky-clean social-networking/dating side. Please do not destroy Friendster’s creative potential.

I won’t include the email addresses here because some of them are real, but others are most likely not (such as all of the abrams@ ones)