dear principal

Dear Principal,

Please excuse danah from school and all activities for a few days. She seems to have contracted the deth flu and is working on building an intimate bond with the white porcelain bowl. Don’t worry – she has made the tub a cozy bed and is very thankful that her landlord put a heating vent in the bathroom. I am watching out for her, keeping her clean and cuddled. I will meow loudly if there are any problems. Please be patient with her as she’s a bit on the delusional end of things.


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5 thoughts on “dear principal

  1. brendan cooper

    I just caught the quote in the Wall Street Journal. You are so main stream now! I kind of feel like a groupie whose favorite band just signed a big-label deal. Get well soon.

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