Dear Principal,
Please excuse danah from school and all activities for a few days. She seems to have contracted the deth flu and is working on building an intimate bond with the white porcelain bowl. Don’t worry – she has made the tub a cozy bed and is very thankful that her landlord put a heating vent in the bathroom. I am watching out for her, keeping her clean and cuddled. I will meow loudly if there are any problems. Please be patient with her as she’s a bit on the delusional end of things.
Sincerely,
Marbellio
Hope you’re feeling better soon! It’s that awful time of year, isn’t it? I’m just waiting to get sick myself…ugh
Ugh, sorry to hear it, Marbellio. Take good care of her.
This flu seems to be hitting all over the country. Feel better, baby!
I just caught the quote in the Wall Street Journal. You are so main stream now! I kind of feel like a groupie whose favorite band just signed a big-label deal. Get well soon.
Do I need to send cough drops – I am good for those anytime. Hope you get well soon dB.