silly ole me never learns. i knew i would hate austin powers 2 and yet, like a dumbass, i agreed to see it. we saw it in one of those big indoor ritzy malls – the ones where people dress up to go to them. this did not help my mood. there were pretty fountains in the mall, as people walked between banana republic and tiffany’s to get the perfect outfit. i rolled my eyes in disgust. they stared at me in return. apparently, i don’t look like i belong there. figures.

anyhow, back to austin. mainstream movies have gotten unbearable these days. eek!!! this movie, its humor, was entirely based on gross-out. the whole point was to disgust the audience. and for some reason, this humors people!!! one character, “fat bastard”, was entiredly for the purpose of gross-out. why?? why??? blech. what was i thinking. i paid $8 to watch mainstream audiences be humored by filth while the guy behind me kicked me and i had to pee standing up because the bathroom was so filthy. and then, i couldn’t even get toilet paper to wipe myself. and that is lame next to the shit i had to watch on the screen!