“You are bidding on a mistake” is the beginning of the description for the auction of these leather pants on eBay. The description goes on to explain how this man came to make the mistake of buying these pants (involves a girl) and why you should buy these pants (because you’re into Queen, a rock star, gay, a biker or a Frenchman). There’s nothing better to make you smile than to read someone’s creative approach to trying to sell their crap.
The question/answers are particularly hysterical (and offensive):
Q: I’m confused, is Donna Karan a rock star or a transvestite?
A: It’s a very fine line, really.