This evening, my roommate wrote a mock USPS launch announcement to highlight why Gmail might seem foreign to those who view their email as a metaphor for the real thing:
Now the advertisements you receive free each day — courtesy of the trusted USPS — will be automatically selected to match keywords found in your correspondences. And it’s all privacy-friendly!
Newly installed robots will open every letter handled by the USPS, read its contents, reseal the envelope, and send the recipient — free of charge — third-party material describing goods and services directly related to the scanned content of the letter.
…(cont’d)
reading
1] “Why Mobile Phones are Annoying”: Според това изследване хората нами&…
reading
1] “Why Mobile Phones are Annoying”: Според това изследване хората нами&…
The difference being, of course, is that USPS is a government mandated and approved monopoly, and tightly regulated.