iowa.. iowa.. there are definitely hills in iowa. go dar! unfortunately, dar, there are no nipples. i happen to like nipples more than hills.. but i like girls regardless. besides, iowa is outright peculiar. i mean, it is pretty and quaint and hot as hell. there is only one main route through iowa (gotta love rt. 80).<\/p>\n
he and i are still on the road, partway ‘cross the country at this point. top’s down (although we see clouds ahead and are a bit worried). i have interested burn marks across my shoulders and my hair has lightened from the sun. we just passed a crop-duster – something i had never seen before. it is a plane that drops fertilizer on crops. very cool. plenty oh moo-cows and truckers. i made the mistake of going into a truck stop in my bikini. oops. male oogles. he said i would be terrified of the men’s bathroom. i don’t think i want to find out.<\/p>\n
conversation is peculiar. we are both realizing various stressors on this trip. i mean, this is not a trip outta pure fun and excitement.. it is a trip with a purpose and that purpose is kinda depressing. knowing that when we get to the other side, we have to part.. it is a very surreal feeling. we are both craving colorado and the potential last fling before reality hits. very trippy.. very peculiar.<\/p>\n
last nite, we logged in to the network via the telephone in our “motel 6” only to discover a friend online and a very passionate message in each of our mailboxes. a friend that i thought has lost his passion, who i thought had become dulled by life, suddenly showed himself once more in his simple message. ahh… i look forward to see where this goes to.<\/p>\n
today is a happy day… douglas adam is reading “life, the universe and everything” through our cassette player. this makes any uncomfortable tension disappear.<\/p>\n
midwestern pickup lines used on me today:<\/p>\n
– hey baby, i can pay for that.. (taking out his bills in a wad as i searched for a good book on tape)
\n– i got pulled over last nite<\/p>\n
drove through nebraska bare breasted… definitely the way to travel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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