{"id":834,"date":"2003-09-24T16:22:03","date_gmt":"2003-09-24T16:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2003\/09\/24\/the_unsexy_list.html"},"modified":"2003-09-24T16:22:03","modified_gmt":"2003-09-24T16:22:03","slug":"the_unsexy_list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2003\/09\/24\/the_unsexy_list.html","title":{"rendered":"the unsexy list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerve.com\/regulars\/quickies\/unsexy\/\">Nerve just put up a list of the top 50 unsexiest things<\/a>, including:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Friendster.com.  For a few months, it was a secret cute-kid         sex party. Then all your exes heard about it. Then Courtney Love got on it.         Then strangers started insisting you&#8217;d shared some magical experience         with them outside Tuscaloosa. You told them you&#8217;d never been to Tuscaloosa and that they must have the wrong person. Then they told you your pet hamster&#8217;s name from when you were five and you started shaking. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nerve just put up a list of the top 50 unsexiest things, including: Friendster.com. For a few months, it was a secret cute-kid sex party. Then all your exes heard about it. Then Courtney Love got on it. Then strangers started insisting you&#8217;d shared some magical experience with them outside Tuscaloosa. You told them you&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}