{"id":577,"date":"2003-05-23T21:43:21","date_gmt":"2003-05-23T21:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2003\/05\/23\/graduation_groaning.html"},"modified":"2003-05-23T21:43:21","modified_gmt":"2003-05-23T21:43:21","slug":"graduation_groaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2003\/05\/23\/graduation_groaning.html","title":{"rendered":"graduation groaning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s graduation season.  Every year i think all of these wonderful thoughts about graduations &#8211; fun robes, academia in the spring time, joy and glory and happiness.  And then i remember that i *despise* graduations, because they also mean families running around stressed about participating in a massive activity that never lives up to anyone&#8217;s expectations.  Magnify that by really horrid student speeches about embracing the future or dreadful politicians campaigning masked as commencement speaking and you have a recipe for my irritation.  Needless to say, i was a cranky graduation attendee this evening and luckily my brother sympathized.<\/p>\n<p>What made this graduation special was that RIT still doesn&#8217;t seem to understand that the majority figure in statistics is not always the most interesting.  Three years ago, RIT proudly printed t-shirts which stated that 92% of RIT guys stop sexual advances when they&#8217;re asked.  At graduation, the president proudly announced that 67% of RIT students believe that racial diversity is a good thing for RIT.  Does the idea that 8% of the campus population are self-described rapists and 33% are racists not disturb the administration?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, there were many other aggrevating parts of the graduation process, but this&#8230; this topped the cake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s graduation season. Every year i think all of these wonderful thoughts about graduations &#8211; fun robes, academia in the spring time, joy and glory and happiness. And then i remember that i *despise* graduations, because they also mean families running around stressed about participating in a massive activity that never lives up to anyone&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}