{"id":315,"date":"2002-07-04T21:05:27","date_gmt":"2002-07-04T21:05:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2002\/07\/04\/thesis_hatred.html"},"modified":"2002-07-04T21:05:27","modified_gmt":"2002-07-04T21:05:27","slug":"thesis_hatred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2002\/07\/04\/thesis_hatred.html","title":{"rendered":"thesis hatred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m having another one of those thesis hatred moments&#8230; thankfully, my embittered friend kindly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrew.cmu.edu\/~dmirman\/gradschoolhell\/schoolishell.html\">re-reminded me that i was on severe crack<\/a> for thinking that grad school could be fun&#8230;.  and yes, i&#8217;d rather read another book.  ::slap:: won&#8217;t let myself.  won&#8217;t let myself.<\/p>\n<p>luckily, i&#8217;m not alone.  there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetmike.com\/jokes\/school\/Graduate_School_Barbie__tm_.shtml\">grad school barbie<\/a> &#8211; am i delusional or outright masochistic?  of course, some brilliant grad student has made an entire <a href=\"http:\/\/phd.stanford.edu\/\">procrastination site out of grad school comics<\/a>..<\/p>\n<p>and finally, while i may not believe in the existence of hell, i still appreciate the grad school comparisons:<\/p>\n<p>TOP TEN SUBTLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GRAD SCHOOL AND HELL:<\/p>\n<p>10. It doesn&#8217;t rain in Hell.<br \/>\n9. Everyone has heard of Hell.<br \/>\n8. It&#8217;s a lot more fun getting into Hell.<br \/>\n7. You can&#8217;t fail out of Hell.<br \/>\n6. At least you can sleep in Hell.<br \/>\n5. Hell is forever; grad school just seems like it.<br \/>\n4. People smile in Hell.<br \/>\n3. You only have to sell your soul to go to Hell.<br \/>\n2. There are hot men and women in Hell.<br \/>\n1. You wouldn&#8217;t tell a friend to go to grad school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;m having another one of those thesis hatred moments&#8230; thankfully, my embittered friend kindly re-reminded me that i was on severe crack for thinking that grad school could be fun&#8230;. and yes, i&#8217;d rather read another book. ::slap:: won&#8217;t let myself. won&#8217;t let myself. luckily, i&#8217;m not alone. there&#8217;s grad school barbie &#8211; am i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflections-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}