{"id":268,"date":"2002-05-21T12:19:56","date_gmt":"2002-05-21T12:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2002\/05\/21\/when_spam_provides_humor.html"},"modified":"2002-05-21T12:19:56","modified_gmt":"2002-05-21T12:19:56","slug":"when_spam_provides_humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2002\/05\/21\/when_spam_provides_humor.html","title":{"rendered":"when spam provides humor"},"content":{"rendered":"

For four years, i dated a boy named Jon and my name has no ‘h’ on it. Yet, when Jon’s roommate received a piece of spam this morning, it took him a bit to realize that it was exactly that, not a real piece of mail. Why? Because the message was from “Dana” about her evil ex “John.” The mail was an advert for a porn site, and a bloody hysterical one at that, particularly considering that it was most likely randomly chosen names. (see email inside<\/a>)<\/p>\n


\n> This is Dana (John’s ex). This is kind of a weird, I realize, but I
\n> got your email address from a mutual friend, (I’m not going to say
\n> who, but you’ll probably figure it out when you see the pictures
\n> and hear the story.)
\n>
\n> Dickhead John started some NASTY RUMORS about me when we split,
\n> andI wanted to set everything straight with everyone.
\n> (plus, the pictures should clear things up as well)
\n>
\n> http:\/\/www.amateurpie.com\/?revid=12983&s=2
\n>
\n> 1st of all, I am NOT a prostitute or a whore.
\n> I do online adult PORN and NUDE modeling.
\n> Yes, there is a big difference!
\n> (Don’t listen to the bullshit that John may have told you).
\n>
\n> 2nd of all, I am not embarrassed about what I do, fuck all of you
\n> hypocrites that can’t handle seeing sex and nudity.
\n> Grow up!
\n>
\n> 3rd, Here is my website http:\/\/www.amateurpie.com\/?revid=12983&s=2
\n> I set it up so it is totally FREE to see my pics, so check it out!!
\n> I think I look really hot (eat your fuckin heart out John).
\n>
\n> Thanks for reading this, and please pass it on to anyone that I may
\n> have missed.
\n>
\n> -Dana<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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