{"id":256,"date":"2002-05-14T22:31:24","date_gmt":"2002-05-14T22:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2002\/05\/14\/real_doll_gone_wrong.html"},"modified":"2002-05-14T22:31:24","modified_gmt":"2002-05-14T22:31:24","slug":"real_doll_gone_wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2002\/05\/14\/real_doll_gone_wrong.html","title":{"rendered":"Real Doll gone wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thought that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realdoll.com\/\"Real Doll<\/a> was entertaining?  Me too.  But apparently, she didn&#8217;t satisfy everyone so someone had to go out and make a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cyborgasmatrix.com\/\">porn star version<\/a>.  And i can&#8217;t help but look at this version and think that this is the nastiest version of a sex doll i&#8217;ve ever seen; what&#8217;s with the pubic wigs??  The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.monzy.com\/ecg\/\">Erotic Computation Group<\/a> has a lot of work to do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought that the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gender-sexuality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}