{"id":1629,"date":"2005-12-08T11:19:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T11:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2005\/12\/08\/dear_principal.html"},"modified":"2005-12-08T11:19:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T11:19:02","slug":"dear_principal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2005\/12\/08\/dear_principal.html","title":{"rendered":"dear principal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Principal,<\/p>\n<p>Please excuse danah from school and all activities for a few days.  She seems to have contracted the deth flu and is working on building an intimate bond with the white porcelain bowl.  Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; she has made the tub a cozy bed and is very thankful that her landlord put a heating vent in the bathroom.  I am watching out for her, keeping her clean and cuddled.  I will meow loudly if there are any problems.  Please be patient with her as she&#8217;s a bit on the delusional end of things.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<br \/>\nMarbellio<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Principal, Please excuse danah from school and all activities for a few days. She seems to have contracted the deth flu and is working on building an intimate bond with the white porcelain bowl. Don&#8217;t worry &#8211; she has made the tub a cozy bed and is very thankful that her landlord put a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reflections-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}