{"id":1621,"date":"2005-11-20T14:18:44","date_gmt":"2005-11-20T14:18:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2005\/11\/20\/fun_party_invit.html"},"modified":"2005-11-20T14:18:44","modified_gmt":"2005-11-20T14:18:44","slug":"fun_party_invit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2005\/11\/20\/fun_party_invit.html","title":{"rendered":"fun party invitations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, i went to a housewarming at the house of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/george\/\">George<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/lawgeek.typepad.com\/lawgeek\/\">Jason<\/a>.  Their party invitation was hysterical so i had to share:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Come warm the house and drink the beer while we BBQ and dance the night away.  In order to maximize your fun, we&#8217;re set up a strict timetable for events.  Please coordinate your attendance accordingly.<\/p>\n<p>4pm Jason attempts to light BBQ; George and Jason have their first beer<br \/>\n4:10 Jason realizes he has no skillz<br \/>\n4:15  Jason douses BBQ with highly combustible compounds<br \/>\n4:16 Fire is once again rediscovered by man<br \/>\n4:30 George finishes her fourth beer; Jason still nursing his first<br \/>\n5:00 George takes over BBQ; Jason passes out on neighbor&#8217;s lawn<br \/>\n6:00 Jason watches George blow smoke rings<br \/>\n7:00 George and Jason arm-wrestle for who has to take out the trash<br \/>\n7:13 First guest arrives<br \/>\n8:00 Jason threatens George with lawsuits for being funnier than him<br \/>\n9:00 George threatens to delete Jason&#8217;s flickr account<br \/>\n9:30 Jason uploads photo of George threatening him<br \/>\n10:00 Prince comes on the iPod and a dance-truce is declared<br \/>\n11:00 &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Where:   George and Jason&#8217;s new pad<br \/>\nSan Francisco, CA 94114<br \/>\nmap: http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/xxx<br \/>\ndrunk directions: (510) xxx-xxxx<\/p>\n<p>What to bring:  Something to BBQ or drink<br \/>\nThe Noise<br \/>\nThe Funk<br \/>\nIt On<br \/>\nUp Baby<br \/>\nThe House Down\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, i went to a housewarming at the house of George and Jason. Their party invitation was hysterical so i had to share: Come warm the house and drink the beer while we BBQ and dance the night away. In order to maximize your fun, we&#8217;re set up a strict timetable for events. Please [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}