{"id":1585,"date":"2005-09-22T22:08:35","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T22:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2005\/09\/22\/animated_boinki.html"},"modified":"2005-09-22T22:08:35","modified_gmt":"2005-09-22T22:08:35","slug":"animated_boinki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2005\/09\/22\/animated_boinki.html","title":{"rendered":"animated boinking on furniture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loveyourmouse.com\/awards\/cannes\/tokstok\/kamasutra.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sims.berkeley.edu\/~dmb\/images\/LivingFurniture.png\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"150\" border=\"0\"><\/a>Matt wrote the <a href=\"http:\/\/silverjacket.typepad.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/tiger_style.html\">most hysterical entry<\/a> about Brazilian furniture store Tok&#038;Stok&#8217;s furniture selection interface which focuses on how you can have sex on various furniture items.  Not only can you choose pre-selected positions, you can create your own sexual favorite and animate it (complete with hearts).<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Presumably they created their Valentines Book of Styles after receiving too much icky returned merchandise or witnessing too many unmentionable incidents on floor demos. &#8220;Try before you buy&#8221;? Not so much. &#8220;Um, yeah, Union of the Tiger isn&#8217;t compatible with these arm rests. Oh, sorry if the cushions are stuck together.&#8221;  &#8212; Matt<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The humor in this overrides the heteronormativity that Matt rightfully points out.  (Ah, fellow Brownies&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt wrote the most hysterical entry about Brazilian furniture store Tok&#038;Stok&#8217;s furniture selection interface which focuses on how you can have sex on various furniture items. Not only can you choose pre-selected positions, you can create your own sexual favorite and animate it (complete with hearts). Presumably they created their Valentines Book of Styles after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}