{"id":1538,"date":"2005-07-19T14:12:19","date_gmt":"2005-07-19T14:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2005\/07\/19\/there_are_seven_words_you_cant_say_in_kindergarten.html"},"modified":"2005-07-19T14:12:19","modified_gmt":"2005-07-19T14:12:19","slug":"there_are_seven_words_you_cant_say_in_kindergarten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2005\/07\/19\/there_are_seven_words_you_cant_say_in_kindergarten.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;There are seven words you can&#8217;t say in kindergarten&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/william.torkington.com\/movies\/20050716-7words.mov\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sims.berkeley.edu\/~dmb\/images\/kids.jpg\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nat Torkington, noted children&#8217;s auteur, creates an updated list of <a href=\"http:\/\/william.torkington.com\/movies\/20050716-7words.mov\">the words you can&#8217;t say in school<\/a>. It&#8217;s beautiful, salient, and screamingly funny.&#8221; &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ambiguous.org\/archive.php3\/2005\/07\/16#quinn2005716.1\">Quinn<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Nat Torkington, noted children&#8217;s auteur, creates an updated list of the words you can&#8217;t say in school. It&#8217;s beautiful, salient, and screamingly funny.&#8221; &#8212; Quinn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-youth-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}