{"id":1499,"date":"2005-05-13T14:54:08","date_gmt":"2005-05-13T14:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2005\/05\/13\/training_my_mother_to_be_a_terrorist.html"},"modified":"2005-05-13T14:54:08","modified_gmt":"2005-05-13T14:54:08","slug":"training_my_mother_to_be_a_terrorist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2005\/05\/13\/training_my_mother_to_be_a_terrorist.html","title":{"rendered":"training my mother to be a terrorist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have flown 10 flights since April 14, the day that they banned lighters on planes.  Last night, having forgotten the bagel knife in my backpack, i got lots of attention by the security folks.  Yet, they still didn&#8217;t do anything about my lighter.  In fact, i have yet to have a lighter taken away from me.  After each flight, i walk out to the smoking area with all of the other passengers who take their lighters out of their bags and torch their cigarettes.  Ever since this ban, i have been witness to absurd numbers of conversations on the topic.<\/p>\n<p>The conversations are typically framed in a question of how one can hide one&#8217;s lighter.  One 30-something year old woman talked about how she hid it near her vibrator because the security people wouldn&#8217;t want to look at that.  Others talked about hiding it with their keys or other &#8220;legitimate&#8221; pieces of metal.  All in all, the conversations are hysterical because they are coming from people who would never conceive of hiding anything, people who only commit crimes by speeding.  It&#8217;s almost laughable because smokers are suddenly linking their practices with drug users (who often talk about how to hide substances while flying).<\/p>\n<p>Why does anyone think that taking away lighters is a good idea?  The vast majority of people who take lighters onto a plane are not criminals and they have no interest in behaving.  They want to be able to smoke and they&#8217;re starting to think like terrorists, starting to envision how they can hide property from the authorities.  This is not actually solving any problem, simply creating more people who doubt the practices of the authorities.  In fact, it is most likely to be damaging for the authority of the TSA.  When people doubt this authority, the culture of fear will start to crumble.  I can&#8217;t complain about that, but seriously, what on earth are they thinking?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have flown 10 flights since April 14, the day that they banned lighters on planes. Last night, having forgotten the bagel knife in my backpack, i got lots of attention by the security folks. Yet, they still didn&#8217;t do anything about my lighter. In fact, i have yet to have a lighter taken away [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-social-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}