{"id":1362,"date":"2004-11-18T12:06:27","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T12:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2004\/11\/18\/loews_hotel_become_a_metro_man.html"},"modified":"2004-11-18T12:06:27","modified_gmt":"2004-11-18T12:06:27","slug":"loews_hotel_become_a_metro_man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2004\/11\/18\/loews_hotel_become_a_metro_man.html","title":{"rendered":"Loews Hotel: Become a Metro Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.loewshotels.com\/mm_landingpage.html\">You love him just the way he is&#8230; and just the way he will be after a Loews Metro Man package<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our unique Metro Man package will help any man polish his look, improve his culinary skills and refine his taste&#8230; all in the name of becoming more attractive and dashing to women. The Loews Metro Man is a 24-hour transformation featuring services to educate, pamper and makeover a man. He&#8217;ll get a two-hour tasting meal, etiquette info, wine knowledge, manicure or pedicure, haircut and shave and a consultation with a personal shopper*. The package includes all this plus accommodation for one night. For even more enhancements, there&#8217;s also the Metro Man Deluxe. It&#8217;s two nights which builds on all of the above services, and adds things like waxing, a facial, dental bleachings and more*. The Deluxe package is tailor-made for each man, and is priced accordingly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OMG.  ROFL.  Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!<\/p>\n<p>Has anyone done this???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You love him just the way he is&#8230; and just the way he will be after a Loews Metro Man package Our unique Metro Man package will help any man polish his look, improve his culinary skills and refine his taste&#8230; all in the name of becoming more attractive and dashing to women. The Loews [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-links"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}