{"id":1303,"date":"2004-09-19T22:34:33","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T22:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ubuntu.my\/wp30\/archives\/2004\/09\/19\/for_kids_and_the_sleep_deprived.html"},"modified":"2004-09-19T22:34:33","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T22:34:33","slug":"for_kids_and_the_sleep_deprived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/archives\/2004\/09\/19\/for_kids_and_the_sleep_deprived.html","title":{"rendered":"for kids and the sleep deprived"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tpwd.state.tx.us\/expltx\/jrnat\/blitz\/images\/walnut\/badger.jpg\" width=\"150\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"5\" hspace=\"5\">Incessant repetition is infinitely entertaining for children and sleep-deprived, hallucinating workaholic adults.  Thus, it gave me much joy to re-introduce <a href=\"http:\/\/www.badgerbadgerbadger.com\/\">the badgers<\/a> to my friends this weekend.  In turn, they introduced me to the morbidity of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weebls-stuff.com\/toons\">salad fingers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, finding absurdity is the only way to cope when life gets peculiar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Incessant repetition is infinitely entertaining for children and sleep-deprived, hallucinating workaholic adults. Thus, it gave me much joy to re-introduce the badgers to my friends this weekend. In turn, they introduced me to the morbidity of salad fingers. Sometimes, finding absurdity is the only way to cope when life gets peculiar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zephoria.org\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}