when spam provides humor

For four years, i dated a boy named Jon and my name has no ‘h’ on it. Yet, when Jon’s roommate received a piece of spam this morning, it took him a bit to realize that it was exactly that, not a real piece of mail. Why? Because the message was from “Dana” about her evil ex “John.” The mail was an advert for a porn site, and a bloody hysterical one at that, particularly considering that it was most likely randomly chosen names. (see email inside)


> This is Dana (John’s ex). This is kind of a weird, I realize, but I
> got your email address from a mutual friend, (I’m not going to say
> who, but you’ll probably figure it out when you see the pictures
> and hear the story.)
>
> Dickhead John started some NASTY RUMORS about me when we split,
> andI wanted to set everything straight with everyone.
> (plus, the pictures should clear things up as well)
>
> http://www.amateurpie.com/?revid=12983&s=2
>
> 1st of all, I am NOT a prostitute or a whore.
> I do online adult PORN and NUDE modeling.
> Yes, there is a big difference!
> (Don’t listen to the bullshit that John may have told you).
>
> 2nd of all, I am not embarrassed about what I do, fuck all of you
> hypocrites that can’t handle seeing sex and nudity.
> Grow up!
>
> 3rd, Here is my website http://www.amateurpie.com/?revid=12983&s=2
> I set it up so it is totally FREE to see my pics, so check it out!!
> I think I look really hot (eat your fuckin heart out John).
>
> Thanks for reading this, and please pass it on to anyone that I may
> have missed.
>
> -Dana

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