i need to alter my driving expectations before i shoot a few drivers. i have a series of car-related etiquette rules, only they don’t appear to be shared by other drivers. maybe i am asking too much. but i really don’t think so.

1) if it is a multi-lane highway, you may not drive under the speed limit in the far left lane. in fact, you should not be in the far left lane unless you are passing other people. and, to top that, even if you are passing other people, but there is a lot of space in front of you and a lot of people behind you, move right to let the faster-desired drivers to move forward.

4) and if you are going at the same speed as the car to your right, move into that lane; it is obviously where you belong.

3) if it is a one lane road and you are holding up a long line of cars, get off the road and let them pass. they make turnouts for a reason.

4) if someone is on your tail, this means they want to pass you. let them pass before they start honking and flashing their lights at you.

… ok… those are the ones that made me insane today. i know i have another list of them but i really can’t remember them.